is it just me, or does heaven sound pitifully boring? think about all the things you do in a day, how many of those things would either be redundant once you got to heaven, and what about all the things you do everyday that would be frowned upon by god?
a typical day shall we? a weekday perhaps...
midnight to 6am
Earth - sleeping
Heaven - no sleeping, what would be the point of sleeping as you would have no mortal body to get tired in the first place...
6am to 7am
Earth - use bathroom/toilet and get ready for work/school/day at the beach/whatever
Heaven - you have no body and you don't work, or go to school, but there might be beaches in heaven...
7am to 8am
Earth - travel to work
Heaven - no work again and even if you had somewhere to go, you would assume, seeing how you're some being that transcends reality as we know it, that you'd be able to get their instantly.
8am to midday
Earth - working with bathroom breaks and coffee and cigarette breaks etc
Heaven - no work but at least there is no doll queue either .. no need to eat and or smoke in heaven, as you no longer have a mortal body that needs to be fed or have its thirst quenched with water
midday to 1pm
Earth - lunch
Heaven - no lunch, no body etc
1pm to 5pm
Earth - more work, coffee, cigarettes etc etc
Heaven - no work
5pm to 6pmEarth - travel home
Heaven - u didn't go anywhere
7pm to midnightEarth - relax, eat, shower, and go to bed
Heaven - no need to eat or shower or sleep, uhmmm... you just relax
in your relaxing time... uhmm... music, computers, masturbation, sex, internet, movies, alcohol, TV etc etc, none of that is in heaven... so uhmmm... there's a hell of a lot of non-specific relaxing in heaven.. and what music would be appropriate in heaven? classical stuff? that's OK for only a bit and singing Kumbiyah isn't as appealing as it might sound...
seems to me heaven is just a whole bunch of sitting around in meditation saying "ohmmmmmm" ... imagine if heaven was a Hare Krishna heaven?
'Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare / Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare'.. what joy that would be? or maybe we'd all sit around singing Joy to the World, not the Three Dog Night version though... imagine that for trillions of years on end?
a typical day shall we? a weekday perhaps...
midnight to 6am
Earth - sleeping
Heaven - no sleeping, what would be the point of sleeping as you would have no mortal body to get tired in the first place...
6am to 7am
Earth - use bathroom/toilet and get ready for work/school/day at the beach/whatever
Heaven - you have no body and you don't work, or go to school, but there might be beaches in heaven...
7am to 8am
Earth - travel to work
Heaven - no work again and even if you had somewhere to go, you would assume, seeing how you're some being that transcends reality as we know it, that you'd be able to get their instantly.
8am to midday
Earth - working with bathroom breaks and coffee and cigarette breaks etc
Heaven - no work but at least there is no doll queue either .. no need to eat and or smoke in heaven, as you no longer have a mortal body that needs to be fed or have its thirst quenched with water
midday to 1pm
Earth - lunch
Heaven - no lunch, no body etc
1pm to 5pm
Earth - more work, coffee, cigarettes etc etc
Heaven - no work
5pm to 6pmEarth - travel home
Heaven - u didn't go anywhere
7pm to midnightEarth - relax, eat, shower, and go to bed
Heaven - no need to eat or shower or sleep, uhmmm... you just relax
in your relaxing time... uhmm... music, computers, masturbation, sex, internet, movies, alcohol, TV etc etc, none of that is in heaven... so uhmmm... there's a hell of a lot of non-specific relaxing in heaven.. and what music would be appropriate in heaven? classical stuff? that's OK for only a bit and singing Kumbiyah isn't as appealing as it might sound...
seems to me heaven is just a whole bunch of sitting around in meditation saying "ohmmmmmm" ... imagine if heaven was a Hare Krishna heaven?
'Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare / Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare'.. what joy that would be? or maybe we'd all sit around singing Joy to the World, not the Three Dog Night version though... imagine that for trillions of years on end?
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