Jesus loves everyone... (mincing words)

"Jesus loves everyone" ... really???

could have fooled me, because going by the gaggle of belligerent christians that are on the internet, it's pretty obvious to me that the phrase "Jesus loves everyone" is in fact, a heap of bullshit...

It's bullshit because it seems that there is a catch to the meaning of that phrase...

Talk about "mincing words", because when you inquire as to what "everyone" actually means in the "Jesus loves everyone" mantra, it turns out that it's "Jesus loves everyone... except gays, muslims, atheists, Hindus, blah blah blah blah blah" or to keep a long list short, "Jesus loves everyone except those who don't follow christianity".

or rather - their own particular version of christianity


But wait... it seems that a lot of christians have got the idea that Jesus will love them, *if* they love Jesus first...

that sounds like an ultimatum or a threat, does it not?

That is hardly the unconditional love of Jesus that I was taught about! You don't *decide* to love someone because of some arbitrary thing they say or do. Like you don't get to love someone on the condition that they love you first, what sort of fucked up situation is that?

He that-eth believeth in me-eth shallest be-eth oft thou something

I mean, the bible does say

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.--KJV

What happens to people like me that don't believe, but have been baptised already? again, christinsanity doesn't cater for everyone - but yes - "he that does not believe" shall be damned... now it doesn't say exactly what being damned is about but...

but what does that matter?

It doesn't matter because I don't believe in *whatever* this christian damnation is all about (which does make me wonder why i write these things), so if you think I should be damned for not believing in one of many gods, then fuck you too buddy!

and that's funny too isn't it?

because a christian can tell you that you're going to hell on a whim.

You don't know me, and yet this one arbitrary thing makes me bound for hell?

again, fuck you, because belief, like love, is not something that can be instantly felt or bestowed, at least not without hard concrete evidence. How do these believers expect the non-believer to suddenly accept Jesus into their heart's in the space of fifteen seconds?

No.. faith doesn't work like that.. Just because the believer spent the last twenty years sucking up to Jesus and god it does not mean that that two decades of belief will somehow transfer over to me in the space of a minute.

I don't believe in Jesus so I'm going to hell

I've often been told "you need to believe in Jesus" by heaps of people online... "but, why is that?", I ask ... "so you can be saved" ... "saved? what do i need to be saved from?"... "from hell!" ... "So if I don't believe in this Geebus, I'm going to hell?" .. "yes! that's it!"

hrrmmm? ok! ... i won't mention that if i don't believe in Jesus in the first place then this hell that I am bound for, is also not being believed in on my part, so this threat, is an empty threat.

if someone walked up to you and said

"you need to vote for such and such" or "vote for such and such!"

and you respond

"oh no thanks, I'm already voting for so and so"

or perhaps you don't want to talk to them *at*all* about politics, not many people do, so you even say

"uhmm... sorry, but no thanks, I'm not into politics" or "i don't vote" or "I don't care"

or whatever it is that you politely say to them to make them go away...

now.. what would you do if that person then told you to

GO TO HELL?

I, personally, would say "go fuck yourself!" and would be inclined to contact the office of this politician and demand to know why I was just insulted on the street, out of the blue, while i was minding my own business by one of his/her campaigners...

Believing in Jesus is not a license to be an arsehole

now, apply that situation to the christian... as a non-believer in the sky daddy god creature, if some christian walks up to me and says that I need Jesus in my life and that if I reject him, I'm going to an eternal burning lava-lamp lake of fire in hell or something, well, I am *also* inclined to tell that person to go fuck themselves

The reason being is that, in actual fact, when most christians tell me i need to believe in Jesus they are actually making a threat,

saying that I "need to believe in something or else" is a FUCKING THREAT...

if christians don't realise they are making a threat, then that is not my problem that they are so deluded as to have their religion so deeply ingrained into their fucked up little minds that they don't even notice that they are making a threat while trying to spread the word and "love" of Jesus...

just because you mention Jesus, it does NOT mean that you get to say whatever the fuck you want... In fact, telling someone your opinion about anything and then demanding that someone needs to share that opinion as well,

that's just plain fucking rude...

and besides ... I love LAVA LAMPS!!

most written ... 2009-05-07 .... mostly ...

why am I so mean to fundys? (religidiotism)

I wrote a blog similar to this recently but this blog was mostly written before that, 17th April 2009, mostly... but I feel it worthy to repeat, (not sure if i posted the original anyway) because there are just so many chrischuns I've seen in blogs and in the comments going off making threats at each other and name calling and threatening to sue each other in the last few months or so... but... it's all pathetic.. they insult you with "you're a poo poo head!" .. and well... I always read intent into what people are saying, it takes a while to gauge a person but... chrischuns jump straight in there and go beyond merely "gauging" some one and making bold faced assumptions... fuckers...

no seriously, I was called a poo poo head... by the "mighty" looney toon of all people, I wish i was slightly more vindictive so I would have screen shotted it.. What was he trying to insult me? or make me die of laughter?

LANGUAGE WARNING by the way... and no i don't recommend this tactic unless you're prepared to have one foot on the dark side at times.... but I've been there and come back a dozen times and got the t-shirt :-D

so.....



why am I so mean to fundys?



short answer:

it works, there is nothing like the ensuing silence from someone who insults you, whom you've just told to

"fuck off cunt!!!!"

I often am *left*alone* even though the blog i've commented on has turned into a war zone, with insults and what not flying left right and centre.. Chrischuns have no comeback to strong language and if they do it's always a lame "don't be so vulgar" .. that's when you swear again and say... "well if u didn't fucking insult me in the first fucking place i fucking wouldn't be fucking insulting you now! so.. again.. FUCK YOU!"



un-short answer:

could it be I don't get along with people who don't agree with my opinion about god?

well *that* would be hard, because my opinion is an un-opinion.. ask me on the spot what I think about the existence of god and I'll make up something... it's not something I contemplate seriously, but *un*seriously on the other hand.. If you think i take god seriously, you are sorely mistaken.

Why should I take god seriously? I can't speak for other religions, but it seems to me that the vast majority of chrischuns don't take god seriously either!

Thus it could be because their opinion is so full of utter godly shit and utter godly lies that a ten year old could dissect their story to bits! And have you noticed that regardless of what you say to them and how often you put these fundies back into their little corner, they keep going on with their bullshit?

This is the basis of knowledge and learning:

When someone points out a flaw in my logic or disagrees with something i have said, it's never rejected outright, *ever*. If it seems I do, then i've probably thought about the concept before, so I already had an answer, either that or i am fucking around with the person to amuse myself! LOL! nah, I don't do that... much.... but more likely I am reserving my opinion until I actually have a solid opinion (while in the meantime fucking around with them to stall)

But that's just it.. no-one can know anything about god what-so-ever. Whatever someone knows about god, it's an opinion... if someone knows something about god and you believe them, then you have been fooled.

"oh i was in a car accident and I nearly died so I called out to Jesus and I was saved!"

sure you can appeal to someone's emotions and convince them you had an "experience" with Jesus / god, but you are merely telling a story that may seem real to you, but we all have experienced dreams that seemed real, right?

so how do we know these people aren't having some panic induced hallucination as the fireman pulled them out of their burning car or whatever the experience is that they "claim" is what made them come to god / Jesus?

The point is, that I always take away what people say, and adjust my angle the next time around, possibly so the blow isn't as shocking to the person the next time around.

But some people don't deserve such respect, and pretty much every fundy, I will give a chance, even over really stupid things, I make up stupid things all the time, so I am over qualified to talk to them in that regard...

I do feel bad... sometimes...

i do honestly feel bad insulting people, for whatever reason, i sometimes feel bad for days after calling someone a "cunt" - honestly i do - i just don't like to be mean... but if it's deserved i'll have a go at them, and a lot of them *do* deserve it... and these aren't petty things that I get up people over..

* anyone attempting to goad people onto suicide

* anyone advocating violence towards some arbitrary group of people coz they are different

* anyone corrupting science with their unscientific *OPINIONS*

* anyone supporting these people and their positions, in spite of their actions

and frankly too many people around this myspaz world find it too easy to fall into each of those groups. I'm sure there are other things I can think up.

for example, if you think space is a fucking ocean of liquid hydrogen, then you better be ready to answer about a hundred thousand million questions about your "theory". Especially idiotic and *RETARDED* (no offence to anyone who actually is physically or mentally challenged) - especially retarded is when dumbarse sheeple applaud these stories and *agree* with some shit that was made up based on some story told to goat herders from 3000 years ago... in that regard, to sum up my attitude in one phrase...

the Dark Ages will not return, not on my watch.

think about it...

and while my patience has become shortened of late and i've been super mean...... I'm not any more mean to them than they are mean to me (us)... think about it...

Imagine somebody walks up to you and says "You need to believe in Jesus or else you're going to hell"... i'm sure that's happened a few times when I was younger (when I sort of was christian)

but let's just do the opposite thing from an sciency point of view, shall we?

"If you don't believe in scientific facts then when you die your soul will be suspended on the event horizon of a black-hole where you can get a bird's eye view of the awesomeness of nature as your soul is slowly torn apart by the singularity's gravitational tidal forces over a few million years as your soul slowly spirals into the black-hole along with all the other evil souls who REJECTED science and sensibility and reality, so here it is, the ultimate torture you can be given in this universe, you get to spend aeons on the event horizon of a black hole as punishment, and once you're inside the singularity, you will be crushed to death until that black hole burns itself out after a few trillion years.. no it's not quite the eternity christians lay claim to but you'll be able to see it from there as you stare into the abyss as it stares back at you for REJECTING SCIENCE"

It's a bit over worded but, I'll work on shortening it later. (yes I paraphrased Nietzsche)

so no, when somebody walks up to you and says or casually informs you on these social networks that you need to do this or such and such will happen, then that's a *threat*..

an empty threat at that if they are talking about religion....

and you know, it's kind of like when we were kids, say about eight or nine, when we'd say "my father will beat you up" as some sort of threat to deter our would-be beater-upperers from beating us up...

"oh yeah! my dad can beat your dad *any* day!!" ... "oh yeah!!! my dad killed twenty million Nazis" ... "ohhhh yeeeeah... there's only a billion chinese today instead of two billion because *my* dad killed the other billion..." ... (well, perhaps we were a little less, uhmm, genocidal, with our threats back then?)

"Jesus loves you!"
"sure, great!"
"but Jesus *does* love you!! why do you reject his love?!?" ..
"what? I don't reject Jesus! fuck you!!"
"but but why are you being so HOSTILE?!?!"
"because you NEVER fucking asked if believed in Jesus in the first place, you assuming piece of shit!! I'm CATHOLIC, NOW FUCK OFF BEFORE I GET VATICAN ON YOUR ARSE!!!!"
"oh!?! a Catholic!?! that explains it, Catholics aren't real christians"
"OH!! IT IS *ON* NOW BITCH!"


actually no i wouldn't do that in real life, i'd be far more sarcastic.... but probably I'd be so lost in my own little world too much to let somebody annoy me.. actually I don't remember the last time someone shoved their religion in my face. I think logic ruled from a very young age.

"Hello Young Mister! Do you read the bible?"
"Yeah, I got up to that Noah bit with the ark... and uhmmm DANG! That Jesus came up with some tall tales!"
"No actually that was Moses, Moses wrote the story about Noah's Ark in the bible.."
"oh? then which bit of the bible did Jesus write?"
"Uhmm.. none of it actually, his disciples wrote what Jesus said for most of it.."
"most of it? how do you know it was the disciples who wrote the bible?"
"young man, you ask too many questions"


well ? .... doesn't it annoy you when somebody insists that you get a *new* mobile phone service, changing your network provider but you don't even have a mobile phone in the first place?

But *so*fucking*what* if Jesus loves me? if he needs me to believe in him or else i go to hell then fundys really have a FUCKED up idea of what constitutes "love" ...

THREATS ARE NOT LOVE,
FEAR IS NOT LOVE

If that's love - then keep your filthy bigoted Jesus who only loves people who just happened to be born in a christian dominated country...

Jesus loves everyone? what a joke.. the majority of christians are descended from people who were *forced* to "love" Jesus... in fact it's quite probable that 99% of christians didn't choose their religion at all, it just happened to be what was lying around when they were born....

There are at least four billion people who don't believe in Jesus as their saviour, I think I'll be taking my chances that this christian hateful god does not exist, seeing how the MAJORITY of people don't believe in it and ironically, the stupid thing is, the people who *do* believe, have got it soooo wrong...

because, you see, I've learnt something since being here in the fucking dark ages ressurection on myspaz with this new batch of religious morons (new from my point of view that is, as i thought religidiosity disappeared when people grew up and they outgrew religion, like Santa Clause et al)

the dark ages still linger, the majority of which seem to be mostly located in the USA.

But I will admit that the worst fundie I've encountered was Australian, but that was just one extreme nut case, who is probably in prison now, or dead, or worse. The USA has the numbers. in fact I think the USA has the largest non-catholic christian population. about 200 million non-catholic christians is a fair chunk of all the non-catholics, that's close to 20% of all non-catholic christians.

and what i've learnt being here on myspaz, is exactly what i used to make fun of and belittle back in the 80s, except the fun I poked was at stories of what the religidiots do and believe. I get to myspaz and those stories, are actually true. I've been pointing out the flaws in "belief" for decades, but only to myself before this myspaz tragedy...

People telling me I need to read the bible, are simply annoying....

you need to read the bible... here we go again, NO I WON'T - NOW FUCK OFF HOME

but people must think i'm really mean, with all the cunt this fuck that shit this... and I get that people might think i am mean...but ... but the thing is... I am deliberately mean to make a point, and I am just fine with that.

Many many things I say are simply to deceive people into saying the truth, or when they make assumptions, I run with their assumption, and at the last moment, make my point.... many conversations, just end like that... like a cat that finally gets bored of tormenting some poor little mouse and then puts it out of its misery... and then delivering it to their masters as some sort of "hey! u! u sez iz not du nuffin, wot dis be den?"

the suck-full thing is that on the internet, when you defeat someone categorically and embarrass them so badly that they delete their accounts and what not, (what a fucking boo hoo story i just thought of) they just come back a few months later.....

666 to the power of 666... (evilism)

666 to the power of 666

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or more briefly, about 2.71 x 10 to the power of 1880



Disclaimer: if you read the number, you will release Satan.. oh, maybe I should have put that before the number?

ps. i know what you are thinking, and no... there was no point.... to this

Mathew Chapter 5

RELIGION

oh!?!? so blessed are the meek wasn't from Monty Python?

Mathew Chapter 5 Mat 5:1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: Mat 5:2 And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying, Mat 5:3 Blessed [are] the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Mat 5:4 Blessed [are] they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. Mat 5:5 Blessed [are] the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. Mat 5:6 Blessed [are] they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled. Mat 5:7 Blessed [are] the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. Mat 5:8 Blessed [are] the pure in heart: for they shall see God. Mat 5:9 Blessed [are] the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. Mat 5:10 Blessed [are] they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Mat 5:11 Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Mat 5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. Mat 5:13 Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men. Mat 5:14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid. Mat 5:15 Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house. Mat 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. Mat 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. Mat 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Mat 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach [them], the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. Mat 5:20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed [the righteousness] of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven. Mat 5:21 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment: Mat 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. Mat 5:23 Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee; Mat 5:24 Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift. Mat 5:25 Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way with him; lest at any time the adversary deliver thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee to the officer, and thou be cast into prison. Mat 5:26 Verily I say unto thee, Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing. Mat 5:27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: Mat 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. Mat 5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell. Mat 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell. Mat 5:31 It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement: Mat 5:32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery. Mat 5:33 Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths: Mat 5:34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne: Mat 5:35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King. Mat 5:36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black. Mat 5:37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil. Mat 5:38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: Mat 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. Mat 5:40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have [thy] cloke also. Mat 5:41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. Mat 5:42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away. Mat 5:43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. Mat 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; Mat 5:45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust. Mat 5:46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same? Mat 5:47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more [than others]? do not even the publicans so? Mat 5:48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

Enemy of God (mincing words)

Mincing Words - Enemy of God

Here is another example of religion changing the meaning of words...

as a non-believer, if somebody used the phrase "Enemy of God" in reference to me, well.... them there's fighting words!!

If someone calls me an enemy of god I would turn around and say "Well Bring it on, bish!!!!".. well, maybe in real life i wouldn't but, i'd certainly raise an eyebrow and ask the person to explain themselves... but on the internet though, HELL YES... bring it, come on! bring it BISH! ..

I've already been through the whole explaining this to the fundies - they didn't care to understand that they were being hostile... but the rare few of them will turn around and say..

"oh NO!! I don't mean that makes you *my* enemy, it just means you're an enemy of god!!"

oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! i get it now... NOT! .... you change the meaning of words and we are supposed to understand? can you say arrogance?

so OK.. let's look at the phrase "Enemy of God"

believers who use that phrase, should take very special note of all this, not that they would, as it's obvious that most who would use the term "Enemy of God" don't really care to know what they are actually saying. It's "just" something they say, apparently.. so it's all good to them...

Well, that's just fucking unacceptable, using the term "you are an enemy of god" is a *THREAT*, and it is telling the person being threatened, to believe in god or else you are it's enemy.

Well that's what it says to me... Well, why else am I an enemy? I don't believe in your god so that makes me it's enemy?

So to the mincing of the phrase - "Enemy of God" - in the context of reality, some points to consider.....

* since when does god have an enemy that is some mere mortal being? what happened to the "all powerful" god? It's hardly fair that god make an enemy of me, what am i going to do to destroy god? oh wait... don't i have to believe in god in order to not believe in him.. it's what atheists do all day

"I believe in god... NOT! Psyche!! bahahhahah... hey god? you up there? oh that's right! you aren't!!! bahahahaha... I believe in god... not not NOT!! hahahahaha... bahahha.. triple negative... PSYCHE!!!"

* what difference does it make if my little self doesn't believe in god? god is an idea, so isn't it better that people don't mention their god to me? in case i destroy that idea in my head by not believing? isn't that more painful for god? to have the idea of god go into my brain, then get spat out as some weird arse idea, and then be forgotten until the next time someone mentions it and I repeat that process, just for the fun of it... you know, like a cat, when it catches a mouse.. how it lets it go... then pounces again, lets it go, stomps it again, lets it go, etc etc... generally taunting the mouse to death...

* Am I an enemy *because* I don't praise god, or that I don't acknowledge it's existence at all? or that I mock god's existence? or is it that i just don't care?

* Why does god need to have his ego inflated by people praising him? It's a bit of a stretch to think that god has an ego in the first place. If god had an ego, that would explain a lot of things but then again, ego's are supposed to be mortal things... so... hmm..

* Does god get his "power" from being praised and non-believers are a cancer sapping the life out of him by spreading their non-belief, thus if more and more people don't praise him then eventually there will be nobody to praise him, so he will then disappear?

hmmmm... ?

What believers don't seem to take note of, (ah, look the point has arrived) is how a non-believer might perceive what the believer says, even seemingly innocuous little phrases.

When a believer talks about "god" and what this god likes and what god does not like or god's wishes or whatever - the non-believer will just regard what the believer is saying as if they are talking about *themselves*.

What is this god to the non-believer? It is an IDEA or more accurately an OPINION.

Now I am all for everyone having their opinion, but when you disagree with me, you don't get to fucking challenge me to admit somehow that i am wrong and that you are indeed correct because this "opinion" of yours somehow supersedes or outranks my opinion, if that's who you think you are then don't bother speaking to me.

Telling me I need to believe in Jesus is not any different to me being told I need to change telephone companies for my long distance calls. This is called, being RUDE.

So when the non-believer is told that they "need" to do something in relation to their beliefs, it's like being told "you need to give me all your money and I won't be giving you anything in return."

Those infamous Westboro idiots and their "GOD HATES FAGS" placards, well to me that placard actually is saying "WE HATE FAGS" or "GOD HATES FAGS BECAUSE WE SAY SO"

So call me an enemy of god if you want, but to me, this god is only in the mind of the believer, so a believer is calling me an enemy of this 'god' idea, so being called an "Enemy of God", at least to the non-believer, is actually saying to that non-believer that they are an enemy of the believer's opinion and if you are an enemy to somebody's beliefs and opinions, eg. what they feel is right, then are you not an enemy of that person as well?

and what's that? that's fucking rude.. and that has nothing to do with god or religion. it's fucking rude being told I am enemy of god for just being here.

that's no different to some scientist saying that you're a piece of shit infidel scum for not concurring with his scientific findings...

an ode to a creationist... which inspired the above rant...

fuck you - i don't hate your god - there is no such thing - what a fucking waste of time it is to hate this god of yours - no, what I hate is the threats you fucked up christians keep making like it's your god given mission to *be* fucking stupid pricks but then you cry BOO fucking HOO when people call you out on it... well FUCK YOU

that video promotes violence - end of fucking story

christianity is supposed to be about peace and understanding - calling non-believers enemies of this god of yours is bullshit - this god of yours ONLY exists in your mind - making us enemies of YOUR god delusion

we are enemies of a FIGMENT of your own imagination

so again fuck you, see if you can figure that one out


mostly written 3rd April 2009, mostly...

The Evil Atheist... confessions of a minion of Satan

We non-believers have no morals, we can't possibly have morals! We don't *believe* in anything *whatsoever*!

We walk around all day just saying

"HEY GOD!! SMITE ME!!"

"GO ON!! I DARE YOU!!! SMITE ME DOWN OH LORD IN THE SKY!!"

"smite away, *oh* 'LORD'.... smite, smite smite smite smite smitity smite smiiiiiite!!!"

"smite! smite me now!!"

hmmm..... don't we? You know you do, come on and be PROUD!! Show a BIT of Atheist PRIDE!! It's *all* we think about, "hey look at the trees, god didn't do that! he doesn't exist! I'm sprang from a puddle of goo!! Billions of years ago.

"There is no god, nope is no is no is no god, larddee dee lardddee dah. there is no god, there is no god, none at all!" all day! every day of the year!!

All of us non-believers, we are are evil, vile creatures, because we don't believe in GOD, BLASPHEMEEEEEY!!! we are the scum of the earth, we are the scum of the galaxy, we are scum of the universe! we FEED on the glory of being sent to hell along with SATAN... OUR MASTER!!!

there is no basis for regarding our opinion in any regard whatsoever, as it means nothing.. nothing at all...

so that we are easily identifiable, we should wear NEON signs above our heads at all times saying...

everything we say contradicts scripture of the LORD because nothing we say is based in any way, shape, or form of the "reality" that is the TRUTH because we don't believe in the TRUTH!

if a non-believer says, the sky is blue, it is an abomination, it is a lie, it is a blasphemy. if we say that the sun will rise tomorrow, it's another abomination, more blasphemy, another lie!!

Everything a non-believer says is a blasphemy, because whatever it is that is said by the non-believer, it has no foundation in reality, none what so ever, so everything a non-believer says is a lie!!!

gravity! LIES! evolution! LIES! science! LIES LIES LIES! ALL LIES!!

Because NO non-believer is able to speak even an inkling of truth, so everything the non-believer says or even merely implies, it should be disregarded as irrelevant and blasphemous nonsense! PURE NONSENSE!!

Non-believers walk around all day severed from their belief in the ALMIGHTY,

scheming against the ALMIGHTY, always in collusion with our lord and master Satan,

listening to his every whim, his every thought and enacting on all of those evil things, just to make the believers squirm and writhe and have their very souls eroded by the sheer audacity of there being even one non-believer, let alone an ever burgeoning, swelling number of non-believers, incrementing in number, by lots of six hundred and sixty six... bahahahahh

things like, an atheist drinking water, a blasphemy! water is sanctified and is only for the *believers* to drink

walking to work! more blasphemy as atheists should never show their faces to the sun, it's an abomination!!

eating a ham sandwich, more blasphemy as the LORD made it so that only the righteous should partake of sustenance to perpetuate their lives!!!

a non-believer breathing oxygen, more blasphemy! an abomination!!



believers need to have the very air they breathe consecrated because of the mere blasphemous abomination of the notion, of the remotest *possibility* that non-believers once had even one molecule of that air in their rotting-with-evil lungs, that those molecules of air were once entrapped in direct contact with the blood of the unholy scum of the universe, the non-believer, the minion of Satan, the blasphemy of the blasphemies, The Evil Atheist.

every frikking abomination in the book....

Blue Letter Bible makes this stuff so easy to do.. see reference link down the bottom

obviously these are all taken out of context so go read the verses in context if they don't make sense... hmmm... the irony of that statement, *none* of it makes sense if people are going to prop up their hatred with this stuff...

apparently it's an abomination to fucking swear, ooops

Genesis 43:32 KJV "And they set on for him by himself, and for them by themselves, and for the Egyptians, which did eat with him, by themselves: because the Egyptians might not eat bread with the Hebrews; for that [is] an abomination unto the Egyptians." Genesis 46:34 KJV "That ye shall say, Thy servants' trade hath been about cattle from our youth even until now, both we, [and] also our fathers: that ye may dwell in the land of Goshen; for every shepherd [is] an abomination unto the Egyptians." Exodus 8:26 KJV "And Moses said, It is not meet so to do; for we shall sacrifice the abomination of the Egyptians to the LORD our God: lo, shall we sacrifice the abomination of the Egyptians before their eyes, and will they not stone us?" Leviticus 7:18 KJV "And if [any] of the flesh of the sacrifice of his peace offerings be eaten at all on the third day, it shall not be accepted, neither shall it be imputed unto him that offereth it: it shall be an abomination, and the soul that eateth of it shall bear his iniquity." Leviticus 11:10 KJV "And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which [is] in the waters, they [shall be] an abomination unto you:" Leviticus 11:11 KJV "They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination." Leviticus 11:12 KJV "Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that [shall be] an abomination unto you." Leviticus 11:13 KJV "And these [are they which] ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they [are] an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray," Leviticus 11:20 KJV "All fowls that creep, going upon [all] four, [shall be] an abomination unto you." Leviticus 11:23 KJV "But all [other] flying creeping things, which have four feet, [shall be] an abomination unto you." Leviticus 11:41 KJV "And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth [shall be] an abomination; it shall not be eaten." Leviticus 11:42 KJV "Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon [all] four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they [are] an abomination." Leviticus 18:22 KJV "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination." Leviticus 20:13 KJV "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them." Deuteronomy 7:25 KJV "The graven images of their gods shall ye burn with fire: thou shalt not desire the silver or gold [that is] on them, nor take [it] unto thee, lest thou be snared therein: for it [is] an abomination to the LORD thy God." Deuteronomy 7:26 KJV "Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: [but] thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it [is] a cursed thing." Deuteronomy 12:31 KJV "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods." Deuteronomy 13:14 KJV "Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, [if it be] truth, [and] the thing certain, [that] such abomination is wrought among you;" Deuteronomy 17:1 KJV "Thou shalt not sacrifice unto the LORD thy God [any] bullock, or sheep, wherein is blemish, [or] any evilfavouredness: for that [is] an abomination unto the LORD thy God." Deuteronomy 17:4 KJV "And it be told thee, and thou hast heard [of it], and enquired diligently, and, behold, [it be] true, [and] the thing certain, [that] such abomination is wrought in Israel:" Deuteronomy 18:12 KJV "For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee." Deuteronomy 22:5 KJV "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God." Deuteronomy 23:18 KJV "Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God." Deuteronomy 24:4 KJV "Her former husband, which sent her away, may not take her again to be his wife, after that she is defiled; for that [is] abomination before the LORD: and thou shalt not cause the land to sin, which the LORD thy God giveth thee [for] an inheritance." Deuteronomy 25:16 KJV "For all that do such things, [and] all that do unrighteously, [are] an abomination unto the LORD thy God." Deuteronomy 27:15 KJV "Cursed [be] the man that maketh [any] graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth [it] in [a] secret [place]. And all the people shall answer and say, Amen." 1 Samuel 13:4 KJV "And all Israel heard say [that] Saul had smitten a garrison of the Philistines, and [that] Israel also was had in abomination with the Philistines. And the people were called together after Saul to Gilgal." 1 Kings 11:5 KJV "For Solomon went after Ashtoreth the goddess of the Zidonians, and after Milcom the abomination of the Ammonites." 1 Kings 11:7 KJV "Then did Solomon build an high place for Chemosh, the abomination of Moab, in the hill that [is] before Jerusalem, and for Molech, the abomination of the children of Ammon." 2 Kings 23:13 KJV "And the high places that [were] before Jerusalem, which [were] on the right hand of the mount of corruption, which Solomon the king of Israel had builded for Ashtoreth the abomination of the Zidonians, and for Chemosh the abomination of the Moabites, and for Milcom the abomination of the children of Ammon, did the king defile." Psalms 88:8 KJV "Thou hast put away mine acquaintance far from me; thou hast made me an abomination unto them: [I am] shut up, and I cannot come forth." Proverbs 3:32 KJV "For the froward [is] abomination to the LORD: but his secret [is] with the righteous." Proverbs 6:16 KJV "These six [things] doth the LORD hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him:" Proverbs 8:7 KJV "For my mouth shall speak truth; and wickedness [is] an abomination to my lips." Proverbs 11:1 KJV "A false balance [is] abomination to the LORD: but a just weight [is] his delight." Proverbs 11:20 KJV "They that are of a froward heart [are] abomination to the LORD: but [such as are] upright in [their] way [are] his delight." Proverbs 12:22 KJV "Lying lips [are] abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly [are] his delight." Proverbs 13:19 KJV "The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul: but [it is] abomination to fools to depart from evil." Proverbs 15:8 KJV "The sacrifice of the wicked [is] an abomination to the LORD: but the prayer of the upright [is] his delight." Proverbs 15:9 KJV "The way of the wicked [is] an abomination unto the LORD: but he loveth him that followeth after righteousness." Proverbs 15:26 KJV "The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words." Proverbs 16:5 KJV "Every one [that is] proud in heart [is] an abomination to the LORD: [though] hand [join] in hand, he shall not be unpunished." Proverbs 16:12 KJV "[It is] an abomination to kings to commit wickedness: for the throne is established by righteousness." Proverbs 17:15 KJV "He that justifieth the wicked, and he that condemneth the just, even they both [are] abomination to the LORD." Proverbs 20:10 KJV "Divers weights, [and] divers measures, both of them [are] alike abomination to the LORD." Proverbs 20:23 KJV "Divers weights [are] an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance [is] not good." Proverbs 21:27 KJV "The sacrifice of the wicked [is] abomination: how much more, [when] he bringeth it with a wicked mind?" Proverbs 24:9 KJV "The thought of foolishness [is] sin: and the scorner [is] an abomination to men." Proverbs 28:9 KJV "He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer [shall be] abomination." Proverbs 29:27 KJV "An unjust man [is] an abomination to the just: and [he that is] upright in the way [is] abomination to the wicked." Isaiah 1:13 KJV "Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; [it is] iniquity, even the solemn meeting." Isaiah 41:24 KJV "Behold, ye [are] of nothing, and your work of nought: an abomination [is he that] chooseth you." Isaiah 44:19 KJV "And none considereth in his heart, neither [is there] knowledge nor understanding to say, I have burned part of it in the fire; yea, also I have baked bread upon the coals thereof; I have roasted flesh, and eaten [it]: and shall I make the residue thereof an abomination? shall I fall down to the stock of a tree?" Isaiah 66:17 KJV "They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one [tree] in the midst, eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the LORD." Jeremiah 2:7 KJV "And I brought you into a plentiful country, to eat the fruit thereof and the goodness thereof; but when ye entered, ye defiled my land, and made mine heritage an abomination." Jeremiah 6:15 KJV "Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore they shall fall among them that fall: at the time [that] I visit them they shall be cast down, saith the LORD." Jeremiah 8:12 KJV "Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore shall they fall among them that fall: in the time of their visitation they shall be cast down, saith the LORD." Jeremiah 32:35 KJV "And they built the high places of Baal, which [are] in the valley of the son of Hinnom, to cause their sons and their daughters to pass through [the fire] unto Molech; which I commanded them not, neither came it into my mind, that they should do this abomination, to cause Judah to sin." Ezekiel 16:50 KJV "And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw [good]." Ezekiel 18:12 KJV "Hath oppressed the poor and needy, hath spoiled by violence, hath not restored the pledge, and hath lifted up his eyes to the idols, hath committed abomination," Ezekiel 22:11 KJV "And one hath committed abomination with his neighbour's wife; and another hath lewdly defiled his daughter in law; and another in thee hath humbled his sister, his father's daughter." Ezekiel 33:26 KJV "Ye stand upon your sword, ye work abomination, and ye defile every one his neighbour's wife: and shall ye possess the land?" Daniel 11:31 KJV "And arms shall stand on his part, and they shall pollute the sanctuary of strength, and shall take away the daily [sacrifice], and they shall place the abomination that maketh desolate." Daniel 12:11 KJV "And from the time [that] the daily [sacrifice] shall be taken away, and the abomination that maketh desolate set up, [there shall be] a thousand two hundred and ninety days." Malichi 2:11 KJV "Judah hath dealt treacherously, and an abomination is committed in Israel and in Jerusalem; for Judah hath profaned the holiness of the LORD which he loved, and hath married the daughter of a strange god." Mathew 24:15 KJV "When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)" Mark 13:14 KJV "But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let him that readeth understand,) then let them that be in Judaea flee to the mountains:" Luke 16:15 KJV "And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God." Revelation 21:27 KJV "And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither [whatsoever] worketh abomination, or [maketh] a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life."

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religious excuses for hating gays.... (offensive-religio-rant-humour)

religion, dividing the world, again still....

what's the most likely religious reason excuse as to why religious people hate gays?

I mean it says in the bible in that Leviticus bit:

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.

and then again, but with more vigilanteeism

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

Frankly I don't see why the male chauvinists haven't latched onto these ones, I mean people are always interpreting the bible however the frack they want and getting away with it, so how about this interpretation of Lev 18:22?

Leviticus 18:22 Do not tell lies to your fellow men (like how you tell lies to women) as it is uncool!

or how about this play on words of Leviticus 20:13?


Leviticus 20:13 If a man fucks another man, once he has already fucked a woman, then both that woman and that man shall be put to death!

So, if you 'lay' with a man the same way you 'lay' with a woman, doesn't that imply that you have had to have had already been 'laid' by the woman in the first place. So that implies to me that it's OK to be gay, as long as you aren't switching sides later on!! LOL! urrr... and if you do flip sides after taking a woman, then the woman is responsible for turning the man gay... (yes, chauvinists should like that one too) ..

of all of these excuses for gayophobia in the bible that i can find, they don't mention that girl on girl action is bad, so one can only assume it's not OK for guys, but being gay is OK for girls... :-D

oh, and then there is this beauty from Doo-too-ron-oh-me (sounds like a droid designation! "Doo-Too!! Doo-Too Oh-Too, where are you?!")

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Charming. makes me want to be a cross dresser, or get a sex change, and then wear men's clothing! Or maybe the author of Do-Too Oh-Too didn't want women to be wearing any male appendages? "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man" ... maybe that author got a *really* bad birthday present from his woman once, ie. she wore the appendage as a trophy...

*ouch*

Those three verses (old testament by the way) are probably the only three biblical excuses for gating hays, however, those same verses are probably the basis for lots of christian bigotry.

and if you didn't know, the most famously quoted version of the bible, the King James Version, doesn't even have the word "homosexual" in it at all, it uses the word "effeminate", so anybody using the word "homosexual" when quoting the bible, is using one of those versions where somebody has gone and got a convenient translation of the bible. I've seen christians quoting the King James Bible, but then in the next paragraph they are making quotes from the bible that use the word "homosexual".. that's deceitful is it not?

and the word "gay" appears only once in the KJV....

James 2:3 And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

i like that one... so apart from the O.T. rubbish from bible, what is the religious reason excuse why people hate gays?


I think it's because gay people *are* gay... not a little bit of the time, not some of the time, not most of the time, no.. they are gay *ALL* the time, because that's who/what/how they are.

just like i am me, not some of the time, not most of the time, but all of the time.

and no, it's not strictly a religious reason...

just like a christian is a christian *all* the time, not a little bit of the time, not some of the time, not most of the time, a christian is a christian at all times... right? well, at least they are supposed to be christian all the time because if they are not christian all of the time, then they are not christian at all.



but...... there are obviously some people who just can't fucking understand the concept that "people are people" and that other people think differently to them. which would explain why USA christians rail against atheists far more than they do against other religious people - to them their line of thinking is that at least other people believe in a god of some sort, I guess it is easy for the christian to say to themselves that other people's gods are just their mistaken view of the christian god, than it is for christians to accept that people don't believe at all.

so as stupid as it sounds, let's just write it out loud

you are, who you are...

sounds like an easy concept to digest, right? ... should be a no-brainer, right? hmmm... but apparently *not*, given the carry on we've all seen online... (if you haven't, welcome to the internet, remember not to believe everything you see and read and you'll do fine)

see, i think some people just can't understand or cope with their world not being how they want it to be, and that's a problem, not only for them, but for the people they are bigoted towards.

Nobody can change *who* someone is, you can only change yourself, so being a bigot to someone, isn't the best way to go about trying to change someone's way of life.

You could even beat someone for being gay, and they might pretend to not be gay, just to escape being beaten, and eventually they could become 'straight' just to conform, just to blend in, but... who's fucking business is that in the first place anyway? Certainly not someone who has *never* even met you, you can't change people's hearts, at least not in the space of two seconds.

You could beat someone for being christian, but would they not just say that they are not believers any more so as to avoid being beaten? would they really stop believing in Jesus, just because you seem to have beaten it out of them?

and some people, clearly can't even be themselves, so to compensate, they want everyone else to not be themselves as well, so they tell these other people these things "stop being yourself, it's an abomination", but, really it's a matter of .. "If i can't get to be who I want to be, then no-one else is going to get to be who they want to be either!!" ... well, that's the impression I get!

"My life is a pointless boring misery so *yours* is going to be the same as well, because I'm too lazy to make a mark in this world, because that requires hard work."

Aside from it not being someone's business what other people do in their bedrooms, if you don't like looking at people who are gay, then don't look at them. Pretty simple, right? After all, you do realise that teh gays are easily identifiable by the flashing neon lights built into the sleeves of their fluorescent jump suits, so just look away when you see the neon.

it will be pink neon, usually.

*rolls*eyes*

and you know, maybe those people who are worried that their school age children are getting a 'bad' influence from gay teachers have a point. after all it would be rather distracting to the child's concentration to say the least as it takes effort to treat people with respect especially when they do not deserve it, not to mention they might grow up to be more tolerant of people who are different to them. can't have that happening, now can we? so parents who are concerned that their kids are being "poorly" influenced should be sure to ask their kids if any of their school teachers are having Mardi Gras every class time with scantily clad gay folk parading up and down between the desks? or if any of their teachers wear pink neon lights on their jump suits?

*face*palms*

and you know, maybe those rabid packs of homosexuals running around the streets, gang raping paranoid mountain preachers in the arse, just *might* be a problem for society... I mean, those pink neon jump suits might blind some drivers at night time if these rabid-gay-pack-gangs become too large... put all those gays in the one spot and teh gay neon light would be blinding to astronauts up on the International Space Station!

*shakes*head*

oh, and wouldn't it be a *real* shame if everyone was gay and the human race died out because no-one could have a naturally conceived child any more? I mean, we ALL know that children can only be made when the heterosexual man puts his who-who-dilly in the heterosexual woman's cha-cha!! right?

So if everyone has turned to teh gay side, then there are no more humans being made because it's just not possible for gay people to have children, is it? Two guys can't make a baby, two girls can't make a baby. I mean it's not like gay men would have sex with a woman for the sole purpose of conceiving?!? ewwwwww... not even if you were last member of the opposite sex in the world, honey! not even to save the human race!! ewwwwwwww!!! and it's not like children can be artificially conceived and then implanted into the womb! that's science fiction! and even if it is possible, those children would be evil, conceived and born without souls! (but at least they would be born with pinky neony flashy lighty jumpy suits)

(yes, these sarcastic comments are actually based on real christian fundamentalist arguments... this blog is completely based on REAL and ACTUAL things alleged "christians" have said to me on the internet ... except the flashing pink neon.. i think it was actually more like a pink ribbon instead so one little bit was probably an embellishment ... )

(oh.. i wonder what my point was?)


*several*weeks*pass*

(oh.. i remember now)


those people who do hate gays, hate gays out of fear... again, it's all about fear.

a fear that their world might collapse because someone might be doing something somewhere that's somehow going to mess up their lives at some time in the future in some way, and it's out of their control, way out of their control in fact and it's going to happen at *any* second... just like Jesus is coming, in like .. five minutes from now... it's all about fear and everybody knows what fear leads to... the Dark Side... :(

so these people act out, but their 'venting' hurts people, some people have died *just* for being gay at the hands of some christian warrior for Jesus or some sort of foot soldier for god, because we all know how busy god is at being impotent omnipotent...

maybe these males who hate gays, just simply fear that upon having butt secks, they might just find it to be pleasurable? I mean we all know how good taking a good shit feels, having butt secks can't be too much different from that, right?...

*evil*laugh*


another (possibly offensive for those without spines) ramble, mostly written on 20th March 2009, mostly...

imagine Keeping your religion to yourself... (religio-rant)

imagine Keeping your religion to yourself... for the sake of the earth

imagine, if you will, there is no heaven (hehee) and that there are civilisations out there in the depths of space, thousands or millions of light years away, or maybe even billions of light years away half way across the universe.

Imagine these 'aliens' have technology that is so powerful and advanced that they could systematically wipe out everyone on earth. They could wipe us out from orbit and we'd never even see their faces, not even once. In fact they could obliterate us with an automated probe fired off from the other side of the galaxy and not even get with 100,000 light years of us...

it's not impossible. you've all seen Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Star Wars, shit man, if we can think it up then it's *possible*, somehow it is possible.

now imagine that this alien culture already have their god and have been set in their ways for tens of thousands of years with their religion, or better still, they have no god or religions at all, imagine a culture not divided in the least over shit that doesn't really matter, imagine what we could do after twenty thousand years of *civil* civilisation. Imagine if this alien culture has actually outlawed public displays of religion because they went and nuked their own planet twenty thousand years ago over who's god was better on their own planet... imagine a war between planets over who's god was better?

now imagine if these aliens got wind of us earthlings with our Jesuses or our Krishnas and Allahs and Spaghetti Monsters and Big Bird and Count Draculas (vun too tree victims ha ha ha ha), now imagine this culture, is adamant that religion is a very bad thing, and that as a society they have sworn to eradicate every trace of religion in the galaxy *before* these cultures who have religion get out there and corrupt the rest of the galaxy with religious nonsense.

now imagine if they took extreme offence at this notion of openly promoting religion or there being a supreme being

now imagine that they went on a crusade like the christians did back hundreds of years ago against the Muslims. the christians back then did not have any problem with slaughtering *Every* person in a town, tens of thousands of people killed at the hands of the soldiers of Christ in mere days, for the crime of not believing in Jesus.

now imagine every life form on earth being slaughtered for believing in some spurious god notion thing without a shred of proof...

before we offend some alien culture and get wiped off the face of the earth, we need to get rid of religion


what? you didn't think there was a point to this one did you, sucker?


mostly written, 13th March 2009, mostly....

The Ancients Didn't Need Faith... (religio-rant)

if the bible is to believed, then it's true, the ancients did not need faith, Jesus performed miracles by the hundreds for them...

Matthew 4:23 And Jesus went about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, and preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people. 24 And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.


Moses turned the waters into blood at god's command

Exodus 7:20 And Moses and Aaron did so, as the LORD commanded; and he lifted up the rod, and smote the waters that [were] in the river, in the sight of Pharaoh, and in the sight of his servants; and all the waters that [were] in the river were turned to blood.

and Moses also parted the waters


Exodus 14:21 And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the LORD caused the sea to go [back] by a strong east wind all that night, and made the sea dry [land], and the waters were divided.

and Noah did that two animal thing with Captain Stubing and The Love Boat, but we don't need to quote all of them as my point is made.



Now this god, supposedly, is never changing, the perfect god, so... why doesn't this god dude come back - or send his proxy again and do some more miracles? the ancients did not have to take the word of someone, so why should we take the word of people making speculations that god is so amazing?

oh... I know... sure it's very likely that the bible is based upon actual events and actual people, but two thousand years and not one miracle? come on!! could it be that the bible is full of exaggerations and anecdotes and tall tales? Oh OK! I lie, some angels came and saw Humammad, I mean Muhammad (peace be under him), about 610AD I think it was, so no contact from god in 1400 years...

Suffice to say, the ancients did not *need* to have faith, god was smiting stuff left right and centre and healing people and all sorts of godly shit all over the place, so much for this never changing god

(ps. i think i got this idea off of someone, my apologies to that person as I can't remember who it was, but it's an excellent point that is worthy of repeating, so credit to them! :)


mostly written 7/03/09, mostly...

Has Jesus already returned? (religio-rant)

What would have happened to Jesus if he had been in Salem at the time of the witch burnings back in the 1690s?

It is *not* beyond the realm of possibility that Jesus would have been burnt at the stake for heresy, and it's not beyond the realm of possibilities that Jesus is sitting in a looney bin RIGHT NOW with drool coming out the side of his mouth from being doped up on whatever it is they use to keep people with mental illnesses "calm" because he "claimed" to be the Messiah!!

Seriously, you're walking down the street, minding your own business and some hobo looking dude smelling of urine (actually it wouldn't matter if he was wearing a three piece suit and smelt of some Calvin Klein for men cologne) walks up to you on the street and says

HOBO: "hello my child, will you believe in me? For I am the Messiah, returneth. Here I am today, right now, and I have chosen you to be my first disciple. Will you walk with me on this journey to save this world?"

What would you do?

I'd roll my eyes and keep moving right from the moment he said "will you believe in me", if he insisted and or persisted with this conversation, my defenses would go up and I'd be mentally preparing to deck this guy or be ready to at least return the hostile attitude the instant he started getting hostile himself. If he started rattling off things about me, my name for instance, I'd assume this guy was stalking me, I would assume that he is dangerous, I would not be amazed that this random person knew my name, I would think he was up to no good whatsoever.

I've been accosted before with people pushing their religions in my face, and to me that is offensive and rude. If this guy was truly Jesus he would *know* how offended I would be by his contacting me like this *already*, and he wouldn't be stopping me in the street, he would be rocking up to my house, knocking on my door.

But, what would *you* do?

Everyone (that's the "christian-everyone") is waiting for Jesus to return? You christians may have already killed the poor Jesus bastard and nullified your second coming already...

and seriously, ask yourself this, how sure are you that *you* are not the Messiah?

"He's not the Messiah!! He's a VERY naughty boy!!"
--monty python

Atheism is wrong... (religio-rant/humour)

Atheism is *not* the belief in nothing, it's the *disbelief* in everything supernatural.

Atheism is already *wrong*, thanks simply to all the religious people who just can't get past the notion that "atheists believe in nothing" - which I thought was innocuous, even humorous, at first.

but then I realised that they meant that *literally* .. eg. instead of worshiping god, atheists worship "nothing" as if a conscious entity called "the nothing", created the universe..

That's right, not mentioning any names but there are certain religious people, who are not content with believing in their own supernatural being in the sky, but these religious people are so lacking in their own faith, that they also need to make a up a god for atheists as well!

The god of *nothing* - this is probably where believers got the notion that non-believers can't possibly be moral - because they literally believe in nothing. *facepalm*

Why? who knows, but it makes the believers' perspective of atheism *wrong* right from the get-go..

Do looney religious fruitcakes actually think that atheists get down on their knees in some random direction (because there is no atheist Mecca equivalent, right?) five times each day and say a prayer to "The Nothing", or take imaginary rosary beads and pretend to - what ever it is that you are supposed to do with those things, or say "I believe in nothing, nothing is my saviour! Praise be to the nothing!!"

I really hope that these looney fruitcakes are putting on an act, because atheism, well, it's the *complete* lack of *all* belief in all deities and all supernatural bullshit and the rejection of all religions. That does not mean that atheists believe *in* nothing, it simply means that they don't believe in *anything* when it comes to god and religion and the supernatural.. that doesn't mean that the atheist rejects good moral behaviour, even if those morals *do* come from religion!

Believers should think of atheists as having absorbed the good stuff of their religion and have then moved on without taking up that religion full-time.

And the religious types know damn well that non-believer types have morals and ethics, so why do they say we don't? If we had no morals, then believers would have been eliminated long ago in a cold calculating thinning of the numbers of the religiopsychopathic crowd...

What sort of fucked up mind actually creates the idea that anybody would actually and actively set aside time in the day to say praise to nothing?? I hear what you are thinking.. but "yes" there have been instances where christians have said just that or something very similar.

sheesh? are people *that* stupid? or do they just need to turn their excuses for hating non-believers into something their puny brains can comprehend?

Oh perfect vacuum, I believe in you! I worship you every day, Have you given your soul to the perfect vacuum yet? There is nothing in the universe more perfect than the perfect vacuum!
--The Evil Atheist

* *P* *A* *R* *T* *2* *

some evil tips for those who like to mess with religious people.

How do you respond when someone asks what your religion is?

Catholic? Islam? Christian? Jewish? Atheism?

If you are an atheist, then your religion is "none" or "no religion" or "not applicable" or "i haven't made up my mind" or "don't be fucking stupid! I don't god damn believe in any fucking religions and yes I was being deliberately ironic by saying 'god damn' just now".

Or you could make up the first thing that comes to mind. Jedi, Nietzschean, Monty-Pythoninst, TOOLean or even use the exact same terms *they* used to describe you, "oh I'm a Darwinist" or "I'm an evil scientist, so I believe in Evilution... "

An atheist's answer should indicate that you refuse to be labelled as one of the masses - as *any* of the masses, since atheists are now becoming are large proportion of the world as a whole. That includes the label that other people put on you, *including* the tag, "atheist"..

"Do you believe in god?"
"urr, no ..."
"So you're an atheist"
"urr, no?..."
"So you *do* believe in god?"
"No i don't believe in anything"
"But that makes you an atheist"
"urr.. no....it never occurred to me to believe or *not* believe"

in other words, *mess* with those who want to label you, because putting arbitrary labels on people is the first step towards being a bigot to that person.

Tell them you worship the "one true god", that'll *Really* stuff them in the head..

"so you're an atheist?"
"no, I believe in the one true god!"
"oh, so you do believe in god"
"no!"
"but that makes you an atheist?!?!"
"no, i believe in the one true god!"
"so, you do believe in god?"
"pfft! no!!"

and repeat a few times... at least until you feel a tiny bit more evil for having done so..

you can put them out of their misery at you're own pace with your science or logic, but it's best not to deal with the religidiots at all, let them sit on things you've said, for months and even years if need be..

when religious people insist on putting a label on you - that's where you'll find the beginning of their bigotry towards you, because it's all a matter of degrees from that point onwards... bigotry all starts when someone puts a label on you or when you put a label on them.

By answering "atheism" as your religion, you are further perpetuating the notion of arbitrary labels and arbitrary labels are the foundation of all pointless religious bigotry.

he's black!
so?
she's Chinese!
so?
they're Mexicans!
so?
you're an atheist!
so?

Atheism *will* become a religion if you keep being sucked in by the religious and their idiotic treating of "atheism" as a religion.

Learn it, Know it, Live it

I see atheism turning into a religion, at least to religious people, and while that might not be such a bad thing, it does beg the question, exactly what do people think an atheist believes in if atheism is a religion?

Atheists don't believe in *anything* because of their atheism in particular. eg. if not for religious loud mouths consistently making their beliefs known in things that are science related, I would probably not bother with religion at all, but they do bother science, so I do feel the need to 'rally' against religion. I don't even consider myself an atheist, i just consider myself in the neutral position.

so "religion" itself doesn't apply to atheism in the first place, for instance: I might reject religion as a non-believer, but rejecting religion doesn't necessarily mean that I feel compelled to chase after it down the street with a broom trying to put it out of its misery... I choose to do that of my own accord.

So by answering atheism as your religion to the religious when you are asked, I think that you are, in fact, turning it into a religion or at the very least a religious "label" to appease the religious and their need to label people.

The whole idea of being an atheist is to be an individual, if we label ourselves as atheists, are we not putting up a banner for people to focus upon and to make it easy for the religious people to put us into their do-not-associate-with-this-bunch-of-people buckets?

From experience, I know that by not putting a label on yourself, people will insist on putting a label of their own choosing on you, because it annoys the FUCK out of them if you don't put yourself into a bucket for them, ie. either they make a judgement call on you straight away, or they have to get to know you first, and I've had many conversations with christians that have turned down a massive tangent once they have figured out that i'm a non-believer...

"Nope, not an atheist, nope, not a christian, nope, not a buddhist, nope, not a satanist, nope, not a jew, nope, not a muslim etc etc"

and what does a label mean anyway? that's only the first step with religion and its bigotry, because then the next thing they focus on is what *sort* of muslim are you? sunni, shi'ite? what sort of christian are you? catholic, protestant, born-again? what sort of yadda yadda yadda...

It's simple, religion is bigotry, labeling yourself as an atheist is only for the benefit of the religious anyway, by using the atheist label you add fuel to their bigotry bonfire.

by not putting a label on your self, people are forced to get to know you a little bit better before they put some sort of label of their own choosing upon you, and when they finally do put a label on you, it's such a long label, that it becomes a list detailing the aspects of why that person likes you in the first place, hopefully by that stage you've moved on to simply calling that person, "friend".

but as an experiment, over a period of six months on a particular social network, I deliberately neglected to mention my religious views with christians and had rather pleasant conversations with them, for a while, but eventually the question comes up or they figure out that I have no religion, and the very *instant* they figure that shit out, their attitudes change dramatically and suddenly pleasant conversation ends with the definite impression from these people that *I* was lying to them for not admitting I do not worship a god creature of some kind.

Fuck you, too, cunt face! Why the fuck should I broadcast my non-religious beliefs just so your little fragile ego doesn't get offended by conversing with a non-believer? what sort of fucktard does that? A religious, fucktard, that's who....

It was like the whole "not believing in god" is something that I was *supposed* to tell them up front, before the conversation started, like it was something that I should have written in neon above my head at all times and that I should carry a disclaimer around me to avoid upsetting people simple because those stupid fucktards can't handle having a conversation with somebody who does not believe as they do.

You won't even talk politely to me because I don't believe in Jesus? wow ... How *Fucking* rude can a christard *be*?



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Try it out yourself

Make sure your profile doesn't indicate your religious beliefs and try it out yourself on a religious person who doesn't know your beliefs... make them show to you that religion is bigotry, because that's how it works, and it's more than pathetic that these people who follow these religions of "peace" suddenly become separatist, bigoted and even hostile when you're not on their side.

and when they scream at you "WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THEN!!!"

That's when you tell them...

I am me!
That's who the fuck I am,
that's what the fuck I am,
that's how the fuck I am,
I am me because *I* fucking say so,
The label I put on me, is "ME".

Who the fuck are you?
Are you, 'you'?
are you just what everyone else has labelled you?
are you in fact, pretending to be you?
are you just trying to appease every other fucker who labels you such that you change your ways to fit that label they've plastered onto your forehead?
No, the question is *what* the fuck are you,
and *who* the fuck are you,
and *why* the fuck do you *need* to label me at all?

I am the I am in I am, I am

hahahah... mostly written 3/Mar/2009, mostly.. I edited out most of the language btw ... yes, it was much, much worse

Anti-Semite (mincing-words)

Here's something strange, when certain words are combined their meanings change from what they should actually mean. Especially where religion is involved.

"So what" you say?

Well... just what happened to separating church and state?

The very meaning of certain aspects of our language is being altered to accommodate religious notions of bigotry, and what religion isn't bigoted? Every religion excludes some other group of people, that's *how* it works, that's bigotry and calling your religion the "religion of peace" or whatever is not going to change that.

Think about it, if everyone had the same religion, the very word "religion" wouldn't exist...

So, let's start with something simple... "anti" .. the literal opposite (up is anti-down and down is anti-up.. yes, that's a stupid example) or anti refers to the opposer of something. Like an anti-religionist, an antichrist and an anticipate (the opposite of a "cipate" pfft! look it up if u don't believe me..)

Dictionary: anti–

or ant–
pref.

1.

   1. Opposite: antimere.
   2. Opposing; against: antiapartheid.
   3. Counteracting; neutralizing: antacid.
   4. Destroying: antiaircraft.
2.

   1. Inverse: antilogarithm.
   2. Displaying opposite characteristics: antihero.

[Greek, from anti, opposite.]

http://www.answers.com/anti

now something a little bit more complicated, Semite...

Dictionary: Sem·ite

n.

1. A member of a group of Semitic-speaking peoples of the Near East and northern Africa, including the Arabs, Arameans, Babylonians, Carthaginians, Ethiopians, Hebrews, and Phoenicians.
2. A Jew.
3. Bible. A descendant of Shem.

[Back-formation from SEMITIC.]

http://www.answers.com/semite


so an "anti-Semite" should be someone who opposes the "Semitic-speaking peoples of the Near East and northern Africa, including the Arabs, Arameans, Babylonians, Carthaginians, Ethiopians, Hebrews, and Phoenicians." which includes Jewish people, "Hebrews" are listed after all, so there is a double reference to Judaism, triple as I would guess "Shem" to be an Old Testament dude.


however.... next, we have something a lot more complicated...

Dictionary: an·ti-Sem·i·tism (ăn'tē-sĕm'ĭ-tĭz'əm, ăn'tī-)

n.
1. Hostility toward or prejudice against Jews or Judaism.
2. Discrimination against Jews.

http://www.answers.com/antisemite

Now it may say up above that "Semite" is in reference to Jewish people, three times actually, but the term also applies to pretty much every one *else* in the middle east and in the north and the north-east of Africa...

But when the term "anti-Semite" is used... it merely applies to Jewish people...

how did that happen?

From what I've researched, the people who refer to themselves as Jewish, mainly originate from Europe *anyway*. I'm not denying that they may have descended from the Hebrews of the Holy Land of biblical times thousands of years ago, but...

the point being: how is someone who has never even met a Jew let alone had long enough conversations with them that the topic of Anti-Semitism would come up for long enough to get the "proper" meaning of what it means, to the certain people this meaning applies to? (if that makes sense)

to me Anti-Semite means the "opposition to those that are Semites", well, not any more since I looked this up, it would never occur to me that anti-Semite meant anti-Jewish if I heard it in the context of, for example, a news report.

Are we expected to glean the common/popular meaning of words via how the media presents those terms?

Like when "Passion of the Christ" came out, it caused anti-Semitism, and that didn't make sense to me. and what is with people getting up the Jews for killing Jesus?

they wouldn't have their precious cross to make crooked if Jesus wasn't crucified!!!

if the Jews didn't put him to death in the manner that they did, we wouldn't have christianity. If anyone should be pissed off it's the people who don't like christianity...

"Damn you Jews!! you should have just patted Jesus on the head and ignored him!! but nooooooo... just had to make a big spectacle out of it and have him tortured to death and now we have christianity... Thanks a lot! BASTARDS!!!!"

No wonder the world is dumbing down, and no wonder people "hate" people that they have never met and never will meet, seeing how they are on the other side of the world and all.

This "anti-semite" thing is just another stupid religious thing that creates division lines amongst people by having it's separatism built right into our language.

It also creates an air of having to be careful when using the terms "semite" and "anti-semite" like you have to tip toe around the topic. Well, it does to me, because I have to think about what I'm saying, doing double takes before I speak, "Oh SHIT!! can I say that?" ...

It's little things like this that actually makes me tip toe around the topic of *any* race, like you can't describe anyone as being an "Arab" or "Chinese" or "Dark" or "Black" or anything to describe how someone looks who has even a slightly different racial look about them without having a feeling of being thought of as a racist by using those terms.

It's like what other little nuances do I have to worry about so that I don't unintentionally offend some religious fruit cake who is lacking a spine? Like when you offend somebody's utterly ridiculous religious belief, it's just not polite to say "Oh!! take your religion and FUCK OFF back to Jerkistan if you're that fucking stupid!!! JESUS H CHRIST!!"

maybe this is just the Australian schooling curriculum of the 70s/80s, maybe it was just the primary school I went to, which did have a substantial aboriginal population? Maybe everyone should grow up in a small town where you get to know the same people over many years, where you are forced to grow up with different races?

originally and mostly written 3/March/09, mostly....