Friday, 17 April 2009

why am I so mean to fundys? (religidiotism)

I wrote a blog similar to this recently but this blog was mostly written before that, 17th April 2009, mostly... but I feel it worthy to repeat, (not sure if i posted the original anyway) because there are just so many chrischuns I've seen in blogs and in the comments going off making threats at each other and name calling and threatening to sue each other in the last few months or so... but... it's all pathetic.. they insult you with "you're a poo poo head!" .. and well... I always read intent into what people are saying, it takes a while to gauge a person but... chrischuns jump straight in there and go beyond merely "gauging" some one and making bold faced assumptions... fuckers...

no seriously, I was called a poo poo head... by the "mighty" looney toon of all people, I wish i was slightly more vindictive so I would have screen shotted it.. What was he trying to insult me? or make me die of laughter?

LANGUAGE WARNING by the way... and no i don't recommend this tactic unless you're prepared to have one foot on the dark side at times.... but I've been there and come back a dozen times and got the t-shirt :-D


why am I so mean to fundys?

short answer:

it works, there is nothing like the ensuing silence from someone who insults you, whom you've just told to

"fuck off cunt!!!!"

I often am *left*alone* even though the blog i've commented on has turned into a war zone, with insults and what not flying left right and centre.. Chrischuns have no comeback to strong language and if they do it's always a lame "don't be so vulgar" .. that's when you swear again and say... "well if u didn't fucking insult me in the first fucking place i fucking wouldn't be fucking insulting you now! so.. again.. FUCK YOU!"

un-short answer:

could it be I don't get along with people who don't agree with my opinion about god?

well *that* would be hard, because my opinion is an un-opinion.. ask me on the spot what I think about the existence of god and I'll make up something... it's not something I contemplate seriously, but *un*seriously on the other hand.. If you think i take god seriously, you are sorely mistaken.

Why should I take god seriously? I can't speak for other religions, but it seems to me that the vast majority of chrischuns don't take god seriously either!

Thus it could be because their opinion is so full of utter godly shit and utter godly lies that a ten year old could dissect their story to bits! And have you noticed that regardless of what you say to them and how often you put these fundies back into their little corner, they keep going on with their bullshit?

This is the basis of knowledge and learning:

When someone points out a flaw in my logic or disagrees with something i have said, it's never rejected outright, *ever*. If it seems I do, then i've probably thought about the concept before, so I already had an answer, either that or i am fucking around with the person to amuse myself! LOL! nah, I don't do that... much.... but more likely I am reserving my opinion until I actually have a solid opinion (while in the meantime fucking around with them to stall)

But that's just it.. no-one can know anything about god what-so-ever. Whatever someone knows about god, it's an opinion... if someone knows something about god and you believe them, then you have been fooled.

"oh i was in a car accident and I nearly died so I called out to Jesus and I was saved!"

sure you can appeal to someone's emotions and convince them you had an "experience" with Jesus / god, but you are merely telling a story that may seem real to you, but we all have experienced dreams that seemed real, right?

so how do we know these people aren't having some panic induced hallucination as the fireman pulled them out of their burning car or whatever the experience is that they "claim" is what made them come to god / Jesus?

The point is, that I always take away what people say, and adjust my angle the next time around, possibly so the blow isn't as shocking to the person the next time around.

But some people don't deserve such respect, and pretty much every fundy, I will give a chance, even over really stupid things, I make up stupid things all the time, so I am over qualified to talk to them in that regard...

I do feel bad... sometimes...

i do honestly feel bad insulting people, for whatever reason, i sometimes feel bad for days after calling someone a "cunt" - honestly i do - i just don't like to be mean... but if it's deserved i'll have a go at them, and a lot of them *do* deserve it... and these aren't petty things that I get up people over..

* anyone attempting to goad people onto suicide

* anyone advocating violence towards some arbitrary group of people coz they are different

* anyone corrupting science with their unscientific *OPINIONS*

* anyone supporting these people and their positions, in spite of their actions

and frankly too many people around this myspaz world find it too easy to fall into each of those groups. I'm sure there are other things I can think up.

for example, if you think space is a fucking ocean of liquid hydrogen, then you better be ready to answer about a hundred thousand million questions about your "theory". Especially idiotic and *RETARDED* (no offence to anyone who actually is physically or mentally challenged) - especially retarded is when dumbarse sheeple applaud these stories and *agree* with some shit that was made up based on some story told to goat herders from 3000 years ago... in that regard, to sum up my attitude in one phrase...

the Dark Ages will not return, not on my watch.

think about it...

and while my patience has become shortened of late and i've been super mean...... I'm not any more mean to them than they are mean to me (us)... think about it...

Imagine somebody walks up to you and says "You need to believe in Jesus or else you're going to hell"... i'm sure that's happened a few times when I was younger (when I sort of was christian)

but let's just do the opposite thing from an sciency point of view, shall we?

"If you don't believe in scientific facts then when you die your soul will be suspended on the event horizon of a black-hole where you can get a bird's eye view of the awesomeness of nature as your soul is slowly torn apart by the singularity's gravitational tidal forces over a few million years as your soul slowly spirals into the black-hole along with all the other evil souls who REJECTED science and sensibility and reality, so here it is, the ultimate torture you can be given in this universe, you get to spend aeons on the event horizon of a black hole as punishment, and once you're inside the singularity, you will be crushed to death until that black hole burns itself out after a few trillion years.. no it's not quite the eternity christians lay claim to but you'll be able to see it from there as you stare into the abyss as it stares back at you for REJECTING SCIENCE"

It's a bit over worded but, I'll work on shortening it later. (yes I paraphrased Nietzsche)

so no, when somebody walks up to you and says or casually informs you on these social networks that you need to do this or such and such will happen, then that's a *threat*..

an empty threat at that if they are talking about religion....

and you know, it's kind of like when we were kids, say about eight or nine, when we'd say "my father will beat you up" as some sort of threat to deter our would-be beater-upperers from beating us up...

"oh yeah! my dad can beat your dad *any* day!!" ... "oh yeah!!! my dad killed twenty million Nazis" ... "ohhhh yeeeeah... there's only a billion chinese today instead of two billion because *my* dad killed the other billion..." ... (well, perhaps we were a little less, uhmm, genocidal, with our threats back then?)

"Jesus loves you!"
"sure, great!"
"but Jesus *does* love you!! why do you reject his love?!?" ..
"what? I don't reject Jesus! fuck you!!"
"but but why are you being so HOSTILE?!?!"
"because you NEVER fucking asked if believed in Jesus in the first place, you assuming piece of shit!! I'm CATHOLIC, NOW FUCK OFF BEFORE I GET VATICAN ON YOUR ARSE!!!!"
"oh!?! a Catholic!?! that explains it, Catholics aren't real christians"

actually no i wouldn't do that in real life, i'd be far more sarcastic.... but probably I'd be so lost in my own little world too much to let somebody annoy me.. actually I don't remember the last time someone shoved their religion in my face. I think logic ruled from a very young age.

"Hello Young Mister! Do you read the bible?"
"Yeah, I got up to that Noah bit with the ark... and uhmmm DANG! That Jesus came up with some tall tales!"
"No actually that was Moses, Moses wrote the story about Noah's Ark in the bible.."
"oh? then which bit of the bible did Jesus write?"
"Uhmm.. none of it actually, his disciples wrote what Jesus said for most of it.."
"most of it? how do you know it was the disciples who wrote the bible?"
"young man, you ask too many questions"

well ? .... doesn't it annoy you when somebody insists that you get a *new* mobile phone service, changing your network provider but you don't even have a mobile phone in the first place?

But *so*fucking*what* if Jesus loves me? if he needs me to believe in him or else i go to hell then fundys really have a FUCKED up idea of what constitutes "love" ...


If that's love - then keep your filthy bigoted Jesus who only loves people who just happened to be born in a christian dominated country...

Jesus loves everyone? what a joke.. the majority of christians are descended from people who were *forced* to "love" Jesus... in fact it's quite probable that 99% of christians didn't choose their religion at all, it just happened to be what was lying around when they were born....

There are at least four billion people who don't believe in Jesus as their saviour, I think I'll be taking my chances that this christian hateful god does not exist, seeing how the MAJORITY of people don't believe in it and ironically, the stupid thing is, the people who *do* believe, have got it soooo wrong...

because, you see, I've learnt something since being here in the fucking dark ages ressurection on myspaz with this new batch of religious morons (new from my point of view that is, as i thought religidiosity disappeared when people grew up and they outgrew religion, like Santa Clause et al)

the dark ages still linger, the majority of which seem to be mostly located in the USA.

But I will admit that the worst fundie I've encountered was Australian, but that was just one extreme nut case, who is probably in prison now, or dead, or worse. The USA has the numbers. in fact I think the USA has the largest non-catholic christian population. about 200 million non-catholic christians is a fair chunk of all the non-catholics, that's close to 20% of all non-catholic christians.

and what i've learnt being here on myspaz, is exactly what i used to make fun of and belittle back in the 80s, except the fun I poked was at stories of what the religidiots do and believe. I get to myspaz and those stories, are actually true. I've been pointing out the flaws in "belief" for decades, but only to myself before this myspaz tragedy...

People telling me I need to read the bible, are simply annoying....

you need to read the bible... here we go again, NO I WON'T - NOW FUCK OFF HOME

but people must think i'm really mean, with all the cunt this fuck that shit this... and I get that people might think i am mean...but ... but the thing is... I am deliberately mean to make a point, and I am just fine with that.

Many many things I say are simply to deceive people into saying the truth, or when they make assumptions, I run with their assumption, and at the last moment, make my point.... many conversations, just end like that... like a cat that finally gets bored of tormenting some poor little mouse and then puts it out of its misery... and then delivering it to their masters as some sort of "hey! u! u sez iz not du nuffin, wot dis be den?"

the suck-full thing is that on the internet, when you defeat someone categorically and embarrass them so badly that they delete their accounts and what not, (what a fucking boo hoo story i just thought of) they just come back a few months later.....

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

666 to the power of 666... (evilism)

666 to the power of 666

271 541 759 288 712 855 826 087 455 170 021 786 027 838 521 065 016 987 178 223 004 696 578 367 534 784 603 688 013 417 861 287 317 081 040 369 394 618 136 925 376 390 776 734 814 142 359 269 954 981 438 585 309 058 005 792 575 777 286 547 766 974 032 030 622 709 400 636 076 630 337 695 472 357 344 193 883 258 618 859 601 636 747 029 392 705 682 480 231 361 672 383 305 593 666 601 292 142 319 787 714 400 226 324 514 478 109 346 054 646 257 736 974 663 071 867 802 948 304 106 037 331 337 648 245 560 659 985 653 200 111 117 423 345 076 820 028 856 039 271 697 478 224 170 953 365 430 292 002 540 313 209 626 985 629 026 842 226 720 098 365 723 596 644 589 192 169 647 865 964 771 608 482 657 447 815 673 166 354 263 425 761 875 056 075 351 412 658 924 918 167 675 222 004 537 186 685 221 728 745 459 415 025 183 608 088 786 527 610 184 833 513 790 116 757 654 287 910 149 888 366 373 032 818 151 480 800 952 809 005 528 561 125 366 155 648 578 375 191 671 516 389 923 637 068 612 545 908 928 591 509 856 524 061 271 778 433 035 659 907 099 937 099 027 157 651 275 866 007 333 020 305 683 709 128 393 004 786 162 164 158 503 634 595 479 326 165 593 895 852 888 778 701 548 580 946 457 862 112 993 933 286 295 883 107 151 254 097 505 408 450 243 425 177 831 253 342 079 786 634 358 573 748 818 965 808 816 613 570 280 697 021 834 844 832 652 027 344 442 640 175 038 787 842 736 503 395 375 213 097 324 598 270 999 348 133 857 903 750 526 167 553 966 478 796 074 667 482 527 451 958 013 385 703 152 678 559 571 864 116 226 566 032 365 908 052 857 936 209 172 690 002 387 460 244 899 885 396 862 691 793 991 738 773 357 078 062 613 492 707 085 820 369 352 745 180 327 438 422 889 555 512 909 451 485 998 615 969 501 470 146 470 402 649 889 349 212 006 778 573 387 292 851 099 036 349 527 469 520 676 832 881 968 856 724 904 460 084 994 793 476 708 042 987 577 163 193 492 415 961 223 417 659 787 157 202 545 333 783 334 777 830 218 014 905 077 675 699 766 649 698 676 892 834 587 204 825 046 787 698 439 067 298 022 983 708 693 783 338 395 078 457 245 428 904 542 657 506 873 425 865 596 233 432 542 160 135 568 886 423 752 229 229 562 648 133 533 088 569 487 318 295 430 287 726 946 641 649 809 356 760 113 688 980 954 104 973 336 888 392 785 547 924 780 056 268 147 894 207 107 543 052 594 542 403 021 659 363 655 062 233 931 413 319 416 693 234 844 064 515 946 449 947 016 545 969 427 094 539 246 444 208 735 559 647 539 174 640 853 111 520 180 776 757 872 042 024 272 504 000 286 839 563 050 880 598 016

or more briefly, about 2.71 x 10 to the power of 1880

Disclaimer: if you read the number, you will release Satan.. oh, maybe I should have put that before the number?

ps. i know what you are thinking, and no... there was no point.... to this

Monday, 13 April 2009

Mathew Chapter 5


oh!?!? so blessed are the meek wasn't from Monty Python?

Mathew Chapter 5

Mat 5:1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him:

Mat 5:2 And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying,

Mat 5:3 Blessed [are] the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Mat 5:4 Blessed [are] they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.

Mat 5:5 Blessed [are] the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.

Mat 5:6 Blessed [are] they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.

Mat 5:7 Blessed [are] the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.

Mat 5:8 Blessed [are] the pure in heart: for they shall see God.

Mat 5:9 Blessed [are] the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Mat 5:10 Blessed [are] they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Mat 5:11 Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Mat 5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Mat 5:13 Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.

Mat 5:14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.

Mat 5:15 Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house.

Mat 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

Mat 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

Mat 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Mat 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach [them], the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

Mat 5:20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed [the righteousness] of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Mat 5:21 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment:

Mat 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

Mat 5:23 Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee;

Mat 5:24 Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.

Mat 5:25 Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way with him; lest at any time the adversary deliver thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee to the officer, and thou be cast into prison.

Mat 5:26 Verily I say unto thee, Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing.

Mat 5:27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

Mat 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Mat 5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Mat 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Mat 5:31 It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement:

Mat 5:32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

Mat 5:33 Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths:

Mat 5:34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne:

Mat 5:35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.

Mat 5:36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.

Mat 5:37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

Mat 5:38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

Mat 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

Mat 5:40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have [thy] cloke also.

Mat 5:41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.

Mat 5:42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.

Mat 5:43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.

Mat 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Mat 5:45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

Mat 5:46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?

Mat 5:47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more [than others]? do not even the publicans so?

Mat 5:48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

Friday, 3 April 2009

Enemy of God (mincing words)

Mincing Words - Enemy of God

Here is another example of religion changing the meaning of words...

as a non-believer, if somebody used the phrase "Enemy of God" in reference to me, well.... them there's fighting words!!

If someone calls me an enemy of god I would turn around and say "Well Bring it on, bish!!!!".. well, maybe in real life i wouldn't but, i'd certainly raise an eyebrow and ask the person to explain themselves... but on the internet though, HELL YES... bring it, come on! bring it BISH! ..

I've already been through the whole explaining this to the fundies - they didn't care to understand that they were being hostile... but the rare few of them will turn around and say..

"oh NO!! I don't mean that makes you *my* enemy, it just means you're an enemy of god!!"

oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! i get it now... NOT! .... you change the meaning of words and we are supposed to understand? can you say arrogance?

so OK.. let's look at the phrase "Enemy of God"

believers who use that phrase, should take very special note of all this, not that they would, as it's obvious that most who would use the term "Enemy of God" don't really care to know what they are actually saying. It's "just" something they say, apparently.. so it's all good to them...

Well, that's just fucking unacceptable, using the term "you are an enemy of god" is a *THREAT*, and it is telling the person being threatened, to believe in god or else you are it's enemy.

Well that's what it says to me... Well, why else am I an enemy? I don't believe in your god so that makes me it's enemy?

So to the mincing of the phrase - "Enemy of God" - in the context of reality, some points to consider.....

* since when does god have an enemy that is some mere mortal being? what happened to the "all powerful" god? It's hardly fair that god make an enemy of me, what am i going to do to destroy god? oh wait... don't i have to believe in god in order to not believe in him.. it's what atheists do all day

"I believe in god... NOT! Psyche!! bahahhahah... hey god? you up there? oh that's right! you aren't!!! bahahahaha... I believe in god... not not NOT!! hahahahaha... bahahha.. triple negative... PSYCHE!!!"

* what difference does it make if my little self doesn't believe in god? god is an idea, so isn't it better that people don't mention their god to me? in case i destroy that idea in my head by not believing? isn't that more painful for god? to have the idea of god go into my brain, then get spat out as some weird arse idea, and then be forgotten until the next time someone mentions it and I repeat that process, just for the fun of it... you know, like a cat, when it catches a mouse.. how it lets it go... then pounces again, lets it go, stomps it again, lets it go, etc etc... generally taunting the mouse to death...

* Am I an enemy *because* I don't praise god, or that I don't acknowledge it's existence at all? or that I mock god's existence? or is it that i just don't care?

* Why does god need to have his ego inflated by people praising him? It's a bit of a stretch to think that god has an ego in the first place. If god had an ego, that would explain a lot of things but then again, ego's are supposed to be mortal things... so... hmm..

* Does god get his "power" from being praised and non-believers are a cancer sapping the life out of him by spreading their non-belief, thus if more and more people don't praise him then eventually there will be nobody to praise him, so he will then disappear?

hmmmm... ?

What believers don't seem to take note of, (ah, look the point has arrived) is how a non-believer might perceive what the believer says, even seemingly innocuous little phrases.

When a believer talks about "god" and what this god likes and what god does not like or god's wishes or whatever - the non-believer will just regard what the believer is saying as if they are talking about *themselves*.

What is this god to the non-believer? It is an IDEA or more accurately an OPINION.

Now I am all for everyone having their opinion, but when you disagree with me, you don't get to fucking challenge me to admit somehow that i am wrong and that you are indeed correct because this "opinion" of yours somehow supersedes or outranks my opinion, if that's who you think you are then don't bother speaking to me.

Telling me I need to believe in Jesus is not any different to me being told I need to change telephone companies for my long distance calls. This is called, being RUDE.

So when the non-believer is told that they "need" to do something in relation to their beliefs, it's like being told "you need to give me all your money and I won't be giving you anything in return."

Those infamous Westboro idiots and their "GOD HATES FAGS" placards, well to me that placard actually is saying "WE HATE FAGS" or "GOD HATES FAGS BECAUSE WE SAY SO"

So call me an enemy of god if you want, but to me, this god is only in the mind of the believer, so a believer is calling me an enemy of this 'god' idea, so being called an "Enemy of God", at least to the non-believer, is actually saying to that non-believer that they are an enemy of the believer's opinion and if you are an enemy to somebody's beliefs and opinions, eg. what they feel is right, then are you not an enemy of that person as well?

and what's that? that's fucking rude.. and that has nothing to do with god or religion. it's fucking rude being told I am enemy of god for just being here.

that's no different to some scientist saying that you're a piece of shit infidel scum for not concurring with his scientific findings...

an ode to a creationist... which inspired the above rant...

fuck you - i don't hate your god - there is no such thing - what a fucking waste of time it is to hate this god of yours - no, what I hate is the threats you fucked up christians keep making like it's your god given mission to *be* fucking stupid pricks but then you cry BOO fucking HOO when people call you out on it... well FUCK YOU

that video promotes violence - end of fucking story

christianity is supposed to be about peace and understanding - calling non-believers enemies of this god of yours is bullshit - this god of yours ONLY exists in your mind - making us enemies of YOUR god delusion

we are enemies of a FIGMENT of your own imagination

so again fuck you, see if you can figure that one out

mostly written 3rd April 2009, mostly...

the religious should not read these blogs, they *will* be offended

these are my rantings about religion - i speak fluent sarcasm - know this when you are reading and it will save you some heartache.