the lengths to which you go to defend your faith, merely exposes the degree to which you pretend to have faith...
If you have faith, what's the problem?
If you have faith, prove it.
If you have faith, why do you need evidence outside of it?
If you have faith, how can science conflict with it?
If you don't have faith, but still pretend to anyway, then you're no better than us scientific folk, but welcome to planet Earth anyway. Keep your arms and legs inside the carriage at all times and enjoy the ride.
I hope the fall off your high-horse didn't injure you too much, the pressure adjustment and the enriched oxygen levels down here with us mere mortals can make you dizzy, but don't panic, it'll pass, as you get used to it .. next step, is to stop lying to yourself now that you have openly admitted to the rest of us that you lack the very thing you are touting.
"Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite. ... You have hibernation sickness ... Your eyesight will return in time."